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Monday, December 20, 2010

Heroic Appendix Performances

On Wednesday December 8th, inflamed appendixes (appendi?) threatened to ruin the football season of the Kansas City Chiefs and the holiday season of the Element Bars baking staff.

Chiefs quarterback, Matt Cassel and Element Bars baking manager, Chris, were rushed to separate hospitals in separate vehicles to have the same operations: emergency appendectomies. The similarities between the two situations are in a word: eerie. In two words: freakishly eerie. In three words: jaw droppingly amazing.

At the time, the Kansas City Chiefs were getting ready to play a game against their division rivals the San Diego Chargers.

At Element Bars, we were charging to fulfill our holiday orders.
The Chiefs play at Arrowhead Stadium.


My friend Jeff once found an arrowhead.
Chiefs' quarterback Matt Cassel did not start a game in his college career at USC. . .

Neither did Chris
The Chiefs struggled in Cassel's absence. Replacement, Brodie Croyle, is not as good as Cassel.
Element Bars struggled in Chris's absence. Replacement, me, is simply not as good as Chris.

Well, I am happy to report that Cassel returned to the Chiefs yesterday and went 15 for 29 and threw a touchdown leading the Chiefs to a win over the Rams and happier to report Chris returned to the bakery today and is overseeing the baking, packaging and quality of all of our orders.

Welcome back Chris and Matt. Both of you are doing a great job.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Hedone said...

Okay, THAT was funny.

October 13, 2011 at 4:08 PM  
Blogger reehasmith said...

hoping that they both will recover soon. thanks for sharing it with me. printer toners

January 31, 2012 at 10:40 AM  
Blogger reehasmith said...

Chris and Matt done a great job from time being and its really their time to come back again and take the charge. inkjet cartridges

May 28, 2012 at 6:37 AM  

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